[Kaboom]

After seeing you guys help out the poor lad with his overweight WoW addicted pirate hooker of an Ex I figured i'd come to the best for advice.

I recently moved into an apartment with this girl who I used to sleep with occasionally, but we were pretty much just friends with benefits. We had planned to move in with each other for a while, and I didn't really think it was that bad of an idea we both go to the same school, and have pretty much the same classes. She's also extremly attractive as are her friends and when she gets drunk she gets horny and we usually end up doing something or another.

I've been moved in with her for about a month now, and it's been nothing but hell. The first week I had some of my friends over while she was out at some club, and they had two of her bagels. Shes eaten whole things of my icecream ,and other food before and I could care less because we help each other out usually. Anyways, she comes home wasted and im standing outside the apartment complex telling my friends goodbye when she runs out the door screaming demanding my friends to pay her ten dollars for her eaten bagels. I get furious and we get into a huge war. I waited for her to fall asleep and I went and bought 20 packages of bagels(which were 1 dollar for 5 bagels) which means my friends actually took 40 cents from her. So I take the bagels and throw them all in her bed when shes sleeping and leave 40 cents on her dresser. This was the first incident on week one.

Week two comes around and we have a few people over and were all drinking pretty heavily and my roomate decides to put on Mariah Carey(What is with bitches and Mariah Carey all of a sudden goddamn) So I'm drunk and change the song she begins to start screaming that I'm not allowed to touch her stero when she walks into my room and just starts watching my t.v when i'm not home. So I tell her to calm down and she picks up her drink and throws it at me, and I get soaked I don't do anything after that because then she looks like a complete bitch in front of all our friends.

Week three arrives and I'm in the car with my roommate and some of my friends and were at a drive thru. The music is really loud and it's once again Mariah Carey. I turn it down immediately(it's pretty much just instinct) and I make a comment like "We should keep it at a level like a elevator or doctor's office music. She responds to me: your always wrong, your a moron, your going nowwhere in life, We'll see where I am in 10 years, and I'm better then you. When in all reality I've always been better then her in pretty much everything I do scholastically which is about the only thing I can compete with her in. All this because I wanted to not listen to Mariah Carey with my ears bleeding. I just can't bare living with someone who thinks that they're above me, so I need i'm trying to think of something to bring her back down and remind her that her shit still stinks.

I'd try and sleep with her again and take naked pics and send them to family, but we haven't talked in days and I dont see that in the near future. I'm pretty much open to anything minus physical harm/death so please I beg you toss me something golden.....Thanks in advance.