Because it's not poisonous fucking acid, it's not dead baby juice, It's fucking water, it's 4 oz. of fucking water. It's for a television show that plays pranks on celebs. It's fucking ***water***. Seriously, if you're that uptight you can't appreciate a good joke being played on you, you probably have testicles indiscernible to the human eye. Maybe if the guy dumped a bucket of water over his head, and ruined his clothes and slowed down his promotional trip that day, then ya, that's over the line. But you saw the video, he barely had to towel it off his face. Give me a break. I just think he needs to get over himself. "How dare you, how dare you attack Tom Cruise! I am the mighty Tom Cruise!"
Maybe I personally would react differently put in the situation, I don't know. I've never been shamelessly whoring myself to the public and had a joke played on me. I guess if I spent all my hard work and time promoting my sham of a fucking wedding to the world and some asshole sprayed me with a shot of water, I would politely make character assumptions about him, repeatedly. I don't know what I would do if I was in Tom Cruise's shoes, but I'll tell you this; if I was the guy that sprayed water in his face, I'd probably hit the trigger again while he was holding my hand and calling me bad words. Just in the middle of one of his sentences, spray him again and really tip him over the edge. That would be fucking hilarious.
Anyways, some videos:
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