I imagine Actovus as some really angry, little guy in RL with blood pressure thru the roof and a gigantic, throbbing vein on his forehead that is always on the verge of bursting. One of these days Searyx or I will just push him over the edge and he'll have a total meltdown on the boards. I can't wait for that day.
And I must agree with the curb check. Just the thought of that makes me shudder.