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Ritkhan · 08-17-2002, 10:36 PM

Since the first thread should be called "Is it ok to spank your child?" I started one that actually deals with MOVIES.

Currently i wish i could just buy a new movie instead of having to go to a *shudder* movie theatre to watch it. At home i can relax on the couch, get nice digital sound with a 46" big screen. Pretty much the same quality as a theatre (im not picky about THX and all that bullshiat that the normal ear cant even tell the difference)

So what could movie theatres do to not suck so much and make me want to go and actually "enjoy" a movie?

1) NO @#$%!ing FOOD. I dont want to hear some fat #!@$ chomping his nachos or popcorn during a movie because he cant wait 2 god damn hours to put food in his mouth!

2) MORE LEG ROOM! I have bad knees. If i dont sit in the isle seat so i can stretch my legs out i'm uncomforable for the whole movie.

3) If the theatre is less than 1/3 full it should be illegal to sit infront of someone else. Find another SEAT!

4) DONT TALK DURING THE MOVIE! No damn comments everytime something interesting happens. "Wow", "didnt expect that" "Haha good one" "That must of hurt"... STFU!! And explaining the whole movie to the person you are with is just rediculous. Non stop blabing.

5) TURN DOWN THE VOLUME. If everyone adheres to rule 4 then there should be no reason to blow my eardrums and explode my brain during an action sequence. During the car chace in Ronin i thought my eardrums would actually pop and blood would start running out. The car tire screeching was so loud it was ridiculous.

6) After the movie starts they should close the doors!. I dont want 10 rowdy people walking in halfway into a movie and disrupting the mood.

7) If i purchace a ticket to a movie then no more tickets shall be sold to that showing. The movie is officially sold out. :P j/k

08-17-2002, 10:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ritkhan Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 295 -1 Internets	Movie Experiences now adays. Suggestions! Since the first thread should be called "Is it ok to spank your child?" I started one that actually deals with MOVIES. Currently i wish i could just buy a new movie instead of having to go to a shudder movie theatre to watch it. At home i can relax on the couch, get nice digital sound with a 46" big screen. Pretty much the same quality as a theatre (im not picky about THX and all that bullshiat that the normal ear cant even tell the difference) So what could movie theatres do to not suck so much and make me want to go and actually "enjoy" a movie? 1) NO @#$%!ing FOOD. I dont want to hear some fat #!@$ chomping his nachos or popcorn during a movie because he cant wait 2 god damn hours to put food in his mouth! 2) MORE LEG ROOM! I have bad knees. If i dont sit in the isle seat so i can stretch my legs out i'm uncomforable for the whole movie. 3) If the theatre is less than 1/3 full it should be illegal to sit infront of someone else. Find another SEAT! 4) DONT TALK DURING THE MOVIE! No damn comments everytime something interesting happens. "Wow", "didnt expect that" "Haha good one" "That must of hurt"... STFU!! And explaining the whole movie to the person you are with is just rediculous. Non stop blabing. 5) TURN DOWN THE VOLUME. If everyone adheres to rule 4 then there should be no reason to blow my eardrums and explode my brain during an action sequence. During the car chace in Ronin i thought my eardrums would actually pop and blood would start running out. The car tire screeching was so loud it was ridiculous. 6) After the movie starts they should close the doors!. I dont want 10 rowdy people walking in halfway into a movie and disrupting the mood. 7) If i purchace a ticket to a movie then no more tickets shall be sold to that showing. The movie is officially sold out. :P j/k