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Originally posted by Cybsled
Rofl that is a pretty lame-ass fix.
Let's apply it to the movies!!
Trinity: They will successfuly hack the codes from Morpheus's brain in 30 minutes
Neo: We better hurry then
*10 minutes later*
Guard: Please remove any metal items, duped gold
Guard inspects Neo....is decked out in purple items
Guard: Holy shit...Ugghhh!!!!
*5 minutes after that*
Trinity: Good work...we pwned them all...now lets rescue Morph...we only have 15min to go!!!
Neo: Already got him...I hacked the Matrix and was able to find an unused doorway. Then I was able to dodge bullets from the agents, thus reducing my downtime. Finally, I figured out that if I killed certain guards, the agents wouldnt be able to respawn close by, thus cutting precious minutes off my trip
Trinity: Wow...good thinking! You must really be the One
Oracle appears
Oracle: Sorry kid, but you're only half the One.
Neo: wtf?
Oracle: His brain was going to be hacked in 30 minutes. If you had waited another 15minutes to get him, you would have been the One.
Neo: Whoa... |
What the fuck kind of stupid is this anology? You deserve a broken and shitty game for this kind of shit coming out of your ass.