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Cybsled · 04-18-2005, 06:36 PM

Rofl that is a pretty lame-ass fix.

Let's apply it to the movies!!

Trinity: They will successfuly hack the codes from Morpheus's brain in 30 minutes

Neo: We better hurry then

*10 minutes later*

Guard: Please remove any metal items, duped gold

Guard inspects Neo....is decked out in purple items

Guard: Holy shit...Ugghhh!!!!

*5 minutes after that*

Trinity: Good work...we pwned them all...now lets rescue Morph...we only have 15min to go!!!

Neo: Already got him...I hacked the Matrix and was able to find an unused doorway. Then I was able to dodge bullets from the agents, thus reducing my downtime. Finally, I figured out that if I killed certain guards, the agents wouldnt be able to respawn close by, thus cutting precious minutes off my trip

Trinity: Wow...good thinking! You must really be the One

Oracle appears

Oracle: Sorry kid, but you're only half the One.

Neo: wtf?

Oracle: His brain was going to be hacked in 30 minutes. If you had waited another 15minutes to get him, you would have been the One.

Neo: Whoa...

04-18-2005, 06:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
Cybsled Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,235 +14 Internets	Rofl that is a pretty lame-ass fix. Let's apply it to the movies!! Trinity: They will successfuly hack the codes from Morpheus's brain in 30 minutes Neo: We better hurry then 10 minutes later Guard: Please remove any metal items, duped gold Guard inspects Neo....is decked out in purple items Guard: Holy shit...Ugghhh!!!! 5 minutes after that Trinity: Good work...we pwned them all...now lets rescue Morph...we only have 15min to go!!! Neo: Already got him...I hacked the Matrix and was able to find an unused doorway. Then I was able to dodge bullets from the agents, thus reducing my downtime. Finally, I figured out that if I killed certain guards, the agents wouldnt be able to respawn close by, thus cutting precious minutes off my trip Trinity: Wow...good thinking! You must really be the One Oracle appears Oracle: Sorry kid, but you're only half the One. Neo: wtf? Oracle: His brain was going to be hacked in 30 minutes. If you had waited another 15minutes to get him, you would have been the One. Neo: Whoa... __________________ Training the citizens of Norrath from 1999-2003!