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Funkmasterr Flex · 08-15-2002, 09:55 AM

Well, I thought I would come here and let off some steam. The other day I went to see Signs, the theatre was packed and there was like one area where there was room for the 4 of us to sit. This happened to be the row before the back row, and the back row, which stretches across the whole theatre, was filled with a regime of retarded 13 year olds - my fault, After not doing it for a while, this reminded me why I don't go to the 730pm showings of movies.
At any rate, these kids were being very, very loud and obnoxious during the previews/commercials. I was hoping they would shut up once the movie itself came on - no such luck. One of the little bastards started throwing handfuls of whipper snappers into the crowd, at this point, my hands started to shake and my blood was damn near boiling. After he does this a few times, people start yelling stuff up to him, and rightfully so I would say. Anyhow, I was to the point where if he did this one more time I was going to snap and kill him, so what did he do ? He fucking threw another handful of them down into the crowd.

So, right as I was about to get up and trounce this kids face in, the fat losers that work at the theatre came in and told him he was going to have to leave. So the kid gets up and walks away with them, and everyone claps, but- to everyones suprise, a few minutes later he waltzes right back in, They let this little fuck stay in the movie until his mom showed up, can you explain that logic to me?

So he gets up, and half of his crew goes with him, then - for the remainder of the movie, one of his little bastard friends continues where he left off, and starts to overtly express his emotions. Like when people jump, he would scream "oh my god" at the top of his lungs. needless to say, this was taking a toll on my patience in a hurry. So at the end of the movie, this little snot gets up and shouts something to the effect of "Humans rule, Aliens suck, drink water".

The point of this is, parents BEAT YOUR CHILDREN. I'm not saying it works for everyone, but when you have kids like this, you need to slap the shit out of them once in a while to keep them in line. As if 45 minutes of previews at the beginning of a movie isn't already one step in the direction of ruining the theatre experience for a fair amount of people, but kids like this put the icing on the cake. Teach your kids manners somehow, for fucks sake.

Im done now, just thought id share, sorry so lengthy.

08-15-2002, 09:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Funkmasterr Flex Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6 -1 Internets	movie experience Well, I thought I would come here and let off some steam. The other day I went to see Signs, the theatre was packed and there was like one area where there was room for the 4 of us to sit. This happened to be the row before the back row, and the back row, which stretches across the whole theatre, was filled with a regime of retarded 13 year olds - my fault, After not doing it for a while, this reminded me why I don't go to the 730pm showings of movies. At any rate, these kids were being very, very loud and obnoxious during the previews/commercials. I was hoping they would shut up once the movie itself came on - no such luck. One of the little bastards started throwing handfuls of whipper snappers into the crowd, at this point, my hands started to shake and my blood was damn near boiling. After he does this a few times, people start yelling stuff up to him, and rightfully so I would say. Anyhow, I was to the point where if he did this one more time I was going to snap and kill him, so what did he do ? He fucking threw another handful of them down into the crowd. So, right as I was about to get up and trounce this kids face in, the fat losers that work at the theatre came in and told him he was going to have to leave. So the kid gets up and walks away with them, and everyone claps, but- to everyones suprise, a few minutes later he waltzes right back in, They let this little fuck stay in the movie until his mom showed up, can you explain that logic to me? So he gets up, and half of his crew goes with him, then - for the remainder of the movie, one of his little bastard friends continues where he left off, and starts to overtly express his emotions. Like when people jump, he would scream "oh my god" at the top of his lungs. needless to say, this was taking a toll on my patience in a hurry. So at the end of the movie, this little snot gets up and shouts something to the effect of "Humans rule, Aliens suck, drink water". The point of this is, parents BEAT YOUR CHILDREN. I'm not saying it works for everyone, but when you have kids like this, you need to slap the shit out of them once in a while to keep them in line. As if 45 minutes of previews at the beginning of a movie isn't already one step in the direction of ruining the theatre experience for a fair amount of people, but kids like this put the icing on the cake. Teach your kids manners somehow, for fucks sake. Im done now, just thought id share, sorry so lengthy.