She a ho, fo sho....
Or maybe you have small penix. *shrug*
Can't really tell these things on the intraweb.
Maybe mr. phonesex guy will meet your wife and find out that she's a hive faced 400 lb heefalo in which case he'll be getting what he deserves and will have to go back to giving the women he talks to on the phone his credit card number before phone sex keke
