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If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.
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Wrong. I have a male cat that is fucking uber beyond all belief. My parents got this cat originally from the pound so that it could take care of the rat problem in the barn. This was a summer home that my folks built up in Montana so it was bitch ass cold, got down to -30 below several times that first winter i was there. Anyway i fed this cat and took care of it so it grew on me over time.
From what i was told this is a Maine Coon cat for those that might know what that is. Was skinny as hell and looked near death when i first set my eyes on it. You could see the backbone clearly and everything. Even though this cat is about twice as long as any i have seen before, it still looked pathetic. So i started feeding it that canned food you see in stores and man it was like a whole different creature after that.
It put on weight and its fur got all thick and glossy. And man let me tell you something: this cat is a hunting machine. I have seen it jump 4 feet in the air and catch a bird with its front claws. I shit you not this cat can get it done. It has left many a beak on my back poarch to prove it (since that is all thats left, he eats everything but the beak).
The best part of all is this cat has the personality of a dog. He comes when i call him, he plays, and is endlessly entertaining. He will come wake me up in the mornings by gently clawing at me till i acknowledge him and start my routine.
Sucks that the pound cut his nuts or i would breed him because he is a pimp looking mofo now. Probably 2+ long splayed out when he is laying down and stretching and i would say 15 lbs in reality even though he looks like he could weight 25-30.
I like pretty much all animals so i dont feel compelled to hate on cats just to convince a few dipshits that i am not gay.