[The Bog]

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

Denied. My cats once killed this dirty fucker of a dog who used to prowl outside my house. And a fox. Every so often those cats scared me.

Originally posted by Kilivek
2/10

Agreed.