What the fuck. Learn to read.
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I'm a giant wanking, leaking vagina. I'm the extremely obese guy that used to live across from you that you always avoided because you caught me trying to have sex with my neighbor's dog. My ass can stretch to sizes far more than Goatse.cx and my penis shrivles at the thought of heterosexual intercourse. I'm a faggot. I have no idea what I talk about, I'm only trying to express my mid-life crisis angst on this forum that I hope to be cool on. I go to bed crying every night because even on this forum, I can't fit in.
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