Fires of Heaven Guild Message Board - View Single Post - Anything constructive going on in the Beta forums?!?!?

Iannis · 03-21-2004, 05:53 PM

Noobcake?
Imbetathanyou?
Jesus, could these people have gayer forum names...well, they could be SamdaMan.

Actually, for the first time in years I've begun to mix in the word thug along with mob. Creep is just too retarded a word to use though. I think Furor isn't fucking around sometimes when he says this is some of the better MMO chatter though...good GOD. Not to do anything NDA-breaking, but CoH beta boards have some absolute NOOBS making suggestions on how to improve the game...some ideas of immersive gameplay blows my mind when they've already been prove failures with other games.

Lol, I love this quote: "
Along came EverQuest. Our history with EverQuest is a complex one. My friends and I started playing the original EQ. Yes, original -- before Luclin, before Velious, even before Kunark. After a grueling month of leveling, we finally attained our goals of level 20, our shadow knights having their loathesome damage caps removed. We immediately quit playing, losing interest after acheiving our goals.
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Two months of addictive play paid off with level 40+ characters. However, after going away for the summer and having discussions of the game, we realized its pointless stupidity and could no longer enjoy its mindless leveling treadmill. We tried to reconcile our beliefs by playing intermittently as new expansions were released, but never developed a consistent play schedule. We played so infrequently that, after a year of having the game, our characters were barely over level 30. Realizing how lame and stupid the game was, we quit, never again to enter Norrath. "

It reminded me of Furor's mocking rewording of that Iron Flaming Fist guy, or whatever. Cool, they managed to LOSE ten levels. Getting 20 was never a real big deal in vanilla EQ: hell levels still weren't even on the horizon, not getting to 50 with Velious' mudflated items is unforgivable. Maybe rolling dice for 3 hours over the course of a night to decide the outcome of a single round of battle using D&D 1st Ed. rules is his idea of great gameplay. I MAKE A SAVING ROLL VS. EATING THIS HOTPOCKET!

To summarize, why are these assholes already bitching about beta when they're one of the what, mere 1000 who got in out of 300,000 who applied? STFU and give me your beta if you don't like it you twerps...ooh I'd have to strategically give up sleep so I could do testing for CoH and WoW...yes, sleep is for the weak hoo-mans...Tauren Tankers need only grass and pepsi..

03-21-2004, 05:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Iannis Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Butt Hugging Moose Jockey Posts: 4,968 +0 Internets	Noobcake? Imbetathanyou? Jesus, could these people have gayer forum names...well, they could be SamdaMan. Actually, for the first time in years I've begun to mix in the word thug along with mob. Creep is just too retarded a word to use though. I think Furor isn't fucking around sometimes when he says this is some of the better MMO chatter though...good GOD. Not to do anything NDA-breaking, but CoH beta boards have some absolute NOOBS making suggestions on how to improve the game...some ideas of immersive gameplay blows my mind when they've already been prove failures with other games. Lol, I love this quote: " Along came EverQuest. Our history with EverQuest is a complex one. My friends and I started playing the original EQ. Yes, original -- before Luclin, before Velious, even before Kunark. After a grueling month of leveling, we finally attained our goals of level 20, our shadow knights having their loathesome damage caps removed. We immediately quit playing, losing interest after acheiving our goals. [...] Two months of addictive play paid off with level 40+ characters. However, after going away for the summer and having discussions of the game, we realized its pointless stupidity and could no longer enjoy its mindless leveling treadmill. We tried to reconcile our beliefs by playing intermittently as new expansions were released, but never developed a consistent play schedule. We played so infrequently that, after a year of having the game, our characters were barely over level 30. Realizing how lame and stupid the game was, we quit, never again to enter Norrath. " It reminded me of Furor's mocking rewording of that Iron Flaming Fist guy, or whatever. Cool, they managed to LOSE ten levels. Getting 20 was never a real big deal in vanilla EQ: hell levels still weren't even on the horizon, not getting to 50 with Velious' mudflated items is unforgivable. Maybe rolling dice for 3 hours over the course of a night to decide the outcome of a single round of battle using D&D 1st Ed. rules is his idea of great gameplay. I MAKE A SAVING ROLL VS. EATING THIS HOTPOCKET! To summarize, why are these assholes already bitching about beta when they're one of the what, mere 1000 who got in out of 300,000 who applied? STFU and give me your beta if you don't like it you twerps...ooh I'd have to strategically give up sleep so I could do testing for CoH and WoW...yes, sleep is for the weak hoo-mans...Tauren Tankers need only grass and pepsi.. Last edited by Iannis : 03-21-2004 at 06:20 PM.