| FFXI really sucked. I forced myself to play it for about a month ( because girlfriend loved all the gardening shit), but i just couldnt take it man, fuck her!
1) The graphics are crisp and detailed, the water is great, but the character style is shit. It ranges from absurdly childish (the little monkies) to flamingly homosexual (all the others) with nothing inbetween (yeah i know the frogs are fruity in eq, but you dont HAVE to play one). There is no doubt in my mind that Michael Jackson masturbates to FFXI constantly, it has BOTH!! little monkies AND!! queer school-boys in tight leather thongs, <3<3 for teh jacko!!
2) The one dimensional atmosphere, a fucking retarded monky "shadowknight" asked me to join his group to go save all the elf babies or some shit WTF kinda shadowknight cares about elf babies? and any self respecting shadowknight that knew he was a little bouncy monky would be forced to kill himself out of principle.
3) No jump button?!?! "oh nos theres a 2 foot high pile of dirt in the way, i gotta walk around the damn thing trying to find a ramp to crawl up" WTF? Its like playing EQ with training wheels and a big plastic retarded-kid helmet.
It was just a long string of "WTF is this stupid/gay shit?" for me, i just cant understand what its fans are thinking. A better comparison would be Baldurs Gate 2 PC vs that FF crystal crap on the game cube. A more up to date graphics engine means squat when its being used to display a world you dont want to look at to begin with. |