[Gamblor]

Feel free.

Anyone who denies Johnny Cash's punkness is a fucking poseur. The best part is when I go to a show and it turns out to be all ages (ugh) and the stupid fucking teen safety pin punks throw dirty looks my way as I drink newcastle. Then the band starts up and they dedicate their first song to Satan and point to me.

Having to explain to new roommates that any phone calls for satan are not crank calls is some comedy. Offends the hell out of the bible thumpers, and I think that's why the bastards started calling me it.

I'm also a big fan of ending conversations about truly great music that someone bitches about (Beethoven, Ella, etc) with "Not liking the Mona Lisa says a lot more about you than Da Vinci's skill as a painter."