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Old 07-14-2009, 08:42 PM   #154 (permalink)
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(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
(1-843): i am grossed the fuck out


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Maybe it was just a virgin thing, but when I was 13-14 I tried compiling a list of places I could beat off in and get away with it. I had some close calls, but fuck was it worth it.

I almost got caught in the girls bathroom in a stall beating it when a janitor came in there. She asked if I was "alright", I had to pull off my best girls voice and tell her that my stomach was upset. I had no idea if she believed I was a girl so I took the fuck off as soon as she cleaned the stall next to me.
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