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Originally Posted by Glaive  I dated a chick once (dumb as a brick but good in bed) who had totaled like 6 fucking different cars and her dad would just buy her a new one each time. At the time we dated, her last car had been a brand new Camaro which she had destroyed when she got stuck in the mud and just floored it in first gear for god knows how long to try and get herself unstuck. She didn't stop until her engine had basically melted. She was also one of those stupid bitches that takes their shoes off to drive. |
Wow jesus that reminds me of one of my uncles tenants that he rented out to. Got stuck in the snow and couldn't get out. My uncle told him to rock the car back and forth. You know as in pull forward a bit, go back a bit, rinse repeat till you're out. Well this fucking mouthbreather got in his car and turned his steering wheel back and forth, back and forth. Some how he actually managed to get out of the snow about 20 minutes later and then ran to his wife exclaiming how helpful my uncle was.
That right there was a double facepalm.
