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Originally Posted by Salshun

Link might interest you guys. Or make you want to ridge-hand a chick.

On marriage: Let’s call the whole thing off - TODAY: Relationships

Translation: My marriage failed because I'm a cunt, so marriage must be an outdated concept. PS, I write articles for a faggy ultra-elitist magazine for a living and drink Merlot, so I thought I should turn this into an article and try to start a fad on a talk show.