| Hell I'm not gonna lie, I jerked it once in Basic. It was basically the perfect setup, too. I was cleaning the toilets in the bathroom and they were waxing the floors outside. Someone forgot I was in there and waxed right outside the door, so I couldn't leave, and no one could get in. It's like...who wouldn't rub one out in that situation?
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Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few.
Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.
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