| INTERNAL MEMO: Sony Online Entertainment Stimulus Package
'09 2nd Qtr Earnings Projection: How to make $20,000,000 in 3 months...
1. Pick one of the bullshit, no work required server types from your half assed poll.
2. Send a mass email to every past EQ/EQ2/VG/SWG subscribers, and make sure you spam the same address multiple times if the same email is tied to one or all those games. This kind of fuck-up lets people know that SOE, is still the same SOE you remember so fondly from your childhood.
3. Hire the WoW Chinese goober squad to spam EQ advertisements in Dalaran.
4. Offer $9.99 account upgrades to get current with all expansions.
5. Offer 3 month subscriptions for $29.99.
6. Give a free in-game birthday gift to the first character created on the new server: Rarely and randomly can contain Guises, Mana Stones, and Rubicite.
DONE | 