| Here's how it goes with me:
1. Walk up to the urinal.
2. Nod to the man next to me.
3. Unzip. Then nod again.
4. Undo belt. Wink.
5. Take off pants.
6. Take gigantor shit in the urinal.
7. Wink again if he's still there.
8. Wash ass off in sink.
9. Walk out the door and tell everyone that the guy was checking out my package.
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Darph - Fires of Heaven.
"Train simulators are a game." - Fansy the Famous Bard  |