| I pull my right pant leg up a bit, prop my foot about midway up the urinal or on the outer edge of the bowl and let her rip. If I'm wearing shorts...well...I gotta open up the front to pull the tape that I use to ensure modesty then unroll the snake out in a controlled manner, making sure it doesn't slap against any soiled porcelain surfaces, aim and fire. I wish I could just pull the tip out and go, but I just can't seem to pee with my shlong coiled up like that. |