| i was going to leave this abortion of a thread buried, but after reading some of your comments to me before the rep system nerf (gay btw) i figured i'd dig it up and piss all over your ugly faces. also, i'd like to share my secrets with the rest of the posters here who aren't total squares.
much like i boldly predicted i passed the drug test. it wasn't easy though, not by any means. lucky for me while the rest of you jerked each other off about how silly i am there was a lurker kind enough to send me some information about beating these things.
the key was bleaching my hair and redyeing it a few times. i don't know if you've ever bleached your hair 3 times in the span of a couple of days but let me tell ya it ain't fun. additionally i got some hardcore clarifying shampoo and used a ton of that shit. i also did something called the "macuj0" (google it) method once which was rather unpleasant.
anyway i took the test passed no problems no questions asked. for the record, i did not actually see the results they go straight to the employer so either it came up clean or they decided that they didn't give a fuck, i would guess the former.
anyway, i'll just skip the part where i mock all of you for being self-righteous, naive, unintelligent, pompous dick riders and gloat about how i am a total bad ass / genius hybrid, kind of like if you fused together tony stark and patrick swayze in road house. i'll just skip all of that though cause that would just be stating the obvious.
anyway internship starts monday. it's shaping up to be a great summer. |