I can see it now....
Nestor and Angar quickly dispatched the sentries, but their victory would be short lived. Their massive guild-army known collectively as "We pwn J00" stood at the ready, their leader, Faggotsbeware, began to emote wildly as he saw the hail of gunfire. Then suddenly....
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Nestor's blue aura spread across the battlefield raising the dead. The argument broke out immediately: Who would claim the leaders head and therefore complete the mighty Soulfire quest? Angar had struck the winning blow, but his assertion was cut short as a large planar creature called him to another dimension for something called "Dinner". Finally the lovely Katrina claimed the head without a vote. Even though Katrina rarely pulled her own weight she had one powerful weapon the others did not. Breasts. And it probably also helped that she was dating the guild leader Faggotsbeware.
Stay tuned for a preview of next weeks adventure as we join Fansy the Bard for a tour around post-nuclear New York. Watch as he evades nearly fifty mutants. Will you be a victim of his train? Join in!
