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Originally Posted by Radahr Manasponge  Well no shit Sherlock. Thanks for the update.
The difference here, since you apparently don't get it:
FedEx/UPS et al inspecting my luggage is acceptable, as them holding my luggage to inspect has exactly ZERO impact on my immediate travel...say, as in missing a connecting, close to 1K$ flight (oh yea, NOT REFUNDABLE) because some 12 buck an hour wonder decides he doesn't like my Packers shirt, or some shit. I'm NOT advocating the "if it isn't illegal, what do you have to hide" bullshit here....I have legitimate (and carefully inventoried) stuff that needs shipping, but an airline or air marshall would freak out over in nanoseconds...yet a UPS/DHL guy wouldn't think twice about letting benign shit through.
FedEX/UPS etc don't give a shit if it isn't blatantly illegal, so long as they don't need the Feds involved and won't do damage to their planes/people. Since my tools and gear aren't illegal, and only the truly slackjawed fuckwits in the system would take a second look at them without bringing at least one or two levels of supervisor into the mix. |
Woooooo. What harsh language. =P
It's simple, but since you missed it I'll explain again.
It is a laughably impossible task that isn't going to happen. Now, go about your business worrying about other "OMGWTFBBQ!" topics that you read about from Above Top Secret.