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Zeste · 05-20-2008, 08:30 AM

At least we'll be in Iraq for 100 years, easier to usher in Armageddon that way. Joseph Smith was wrong, the Great Abominable Church isn't Catholicism, it's Islam.

Don't worry though, it will be a 7 year war followed by 1000 years of peace and Christ's second coming. Then the believers will be risen and the non-believers left to perish on earth after the rapture.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

05-20-2008, 08:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zeste Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,949 +26 Internets	At least we'll be in Iraq for 100 years, easier to usher in Armageddon that way. Joseph Smith was wrong, the Great Abominable Church isn't Catholicism, it's Islam. Don't worry though, it will be a 7 year war followed by 1000 years of peace and Christ's second coming. Then the believers will be risen and the non-believers left to perish on earth after the rapture. Spoiler Alert, click show to read: This is an exact paraphrase of Mormon friends of mine. __________________ Locke: Where do you get electricity? Ben: We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair. Locke: Yeah, that's funny.