| My apologies beforehand if I butcher this joke.
Up in heaven, Jesus convened all the apostles and desciples to an emergency meeting to discuss the spiralling world drug consumption. Following a lengthy debate, they decided they should try the different types of drugs themselves before settling on a course of actionto ensure the salvation of mankind. It was therefore decided that a select commission should return to Earth to acquire various drugs. Two days later the appointed desciples began to return to heaven.
'Who is it?' asked Jesus as the first caller arrived.
'It's Paul.'
Jesus opened the door.
'What did you bring, Paul?'
'Hashish from Morocco.'
'Very well, Paul. Come in.'
A few minutes later there was a second visitor. 'Who is it?' asked Jesus.
'It's Mark.'
Jesus opened the door.
'What did you bring, Mark?'
'Marijuana from Columbia.'
'Very well, Mark. Come in.'
Soon there was another knock.'Who is it?' Jesus asked.
'It's Luke.'
Jesus opened the door.
'What did you bring, Luke?'
'Speed from Amsterdam.'
'Very well, Luke. Come in.'
5 minutes later there was another caller. 'Who is it?' Jesus asked.
'It's Matthew.'
Jesus opened the door.
'What did you bring, Matthew'
'Cocaine from Columbia.'
'Very well, Matthew. Come in.'
A few minutes later, another caller turned up.'Who is it?'asked Jesus.
'It's John'
Jesus opened the door.
'What did you bring, John.'
'Crack from New York.'
'Very well, John. Come in.'
Ten minutes later, there was another knock at the door. 'Who is it?' asked Jesus.
'It's Judas.'
Jesus opened the door.
'What did you bring, Judas?'
'The FBI. OK, you motherfuckers! Everybody up against the wall!' |