[Josh]

Originally Posted by Millie

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Also: you guys really find some 40+-year-old woman, botoxed and lipo'd to all hell, tanned to a crisp, bleached, waxed, and implanted attractive? Couldn't you just find a twentysomething who looks just as good, but naturally? If you think you'll have more in common with a 49-year-old she-tiger than with a nice, cute 25-year-old, you're mistaken. Also, you've got to consider that you might not be what she's looking for, either. I mean, yeah, we've all seen the older rich guys with the dumb 20-year-old knockouts. It's the same thing here, more or less. These women are no doubt looking for ripped, blond, smooth, dumb, adorable surfers who like to rock-climb and teach yoga on the side, while not busy playing guitar or working out.

Okay, you finally reeled me in. We can go out