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Originally Posted by spronk  like one of her friends only drinks bottled water... not filtered water, it has to be brand new bottled and unopened. It drives me fucking postal when she comes over and drinks like 3 bottles of the "in case of earthquake" emergency bottles I keep stashed in the fridge. BITCH YOU COST SO MUCH MONEY IN WATER NO WONDER YOUR STILL SINGLE. SAVE THE FUCKING EARTH YOU HIPPIE HYPOCRITE DRINK TAP WATER. |
a) Lots of people only drink bottled water. I know I do. I mean, I'll be a good sport at a friend's house if they tend to drink tap water; I'm not going to inconvenience someone if they don't want to open their bottled water. But if left to my own devices, I wouldn't touch LA municipal tap water with a biohazard suit and a NASA-caliber filtration device. Filtered water is fine, too, btw. But I'd say that 99% of my daily water intake comes from bottles.
b) Why would you keep emergency supplies in the fridge? :\ You're supposed to store earthquake supplies somewhere safe, not accessible by visitors who might mistake the items for daily food and water, and not prone to destruction/collapse/etc. in the event of a major quake. If you leave a bunch of water bottles in your fridge, I'd say it would be the very odd person indeed who'd think to ask you if they were your earthquake emergency supplies before reaching for one.
Also: you guys
really find some 40+-year-old woman, botoxed and lipo'd to all hell, tanned to a crisp, bleached, waxed, and implanted attractive? Couldn't you just find a twentysomething who looks just as good, but naturally? If you think you'll have more in common with a 49-year-old she-tiger than with a nice, cute 25-year-old, you're mistaken. Also, you've got to consider that you might not be what she's looking for, either. I mean, yeah, we've all seen the older rich guys with the dumb 20-year-old knockouts. It's the same thing here, more or less. These women are no doubt looking for ripped, blond, smooth, dumb, adorable surfers who like to rock-climb and teach yoga on the side, while not busy playing guitar or working out.