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Old 05-07-2008, 08:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
Malakriss
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Based on a few comments in one of the Obama threads I'm curious to see what people define being black as? Is obama black? Or is he mulatto? Is mulatto black? Is the one drop rule still in effect?

When one says Obama is too black or not black enough, what does that mean? If gender does not link directly to sex does race link directly to skin color? Does race exist?
There is a very simple procedure (the 3 P's) to help you find the answer to this question on your own. Proceed to your nearest supermarket or food stop that sells cookies. Purchase one or more Double Stuff Oreos and eat them all. Patience, you have to wait a couple hours until your body builds up a resistance to the horrible sinful taint and excretes it from your holy orifice.

Your glorious satisfaction from releasing such a disgusting mass will be short lived as you now gaze upon the essence of midnight. You suddenly develop the urge to wipe yourself fully of such abomination, but to your disdain you find that crusty spores have been deposited in your midst, and no amount of cleansing will remove it completely from your once peaceful hairy anus and it will forever integrate with your system until time passes and it slowly ebbs from your mind, only to once again be brought up the next time you encounter the dreaded Oreos.

This... is what black is.
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