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Somebody told the doctors I was in town, so they called me down there. I closed the curtains and prayed. Then, as I was walking down the hall, the kid suddenly came out of the coma and hollered out |
Yeah, he "hollered out", something like this.
"OH DEAR GOD, THE PAIN! 18 years of atrophied muscles. SHUT THE FUCK UP NURSE! Did you ever go to sleep as a child dreaming of Big-Bird and woke up with a beard and a boner?"
What's next? HIV?
"I pity the fool who doesn't raise their T-cells with Mr. T's vitamins!"
