| We will kill them all ... most of them ... if they are here... but they aren't. The infidels. The nasty, sneaky infidels. We hates them, my precious. We taught them a mighty lesson, yesssss. Their nasty sneaky mercenary stomachies will roassst in hell. They can't take my precious away from Gollum, no precious. The WMD were a birthday present for good Gollum. [shaking fist at the full Moon, with a dead fish in other hand] We hates them, those villainous louts, those mercenaries, the evil wild donkeyss. They are sick dogs... and Gollum will place them in a quagmire, yesss precious, and destroy their tanksies, helicopters, and [dramatic pause] shovels.... Truly. | 