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I think it was J. Edgar Hoover who put it best, "This bitch is straight up BROKE!"

9 people? 2 two boxing? 2 adds? 1 Dorf Fatality due to some messy faction issues near mob death (Atone > Complete Heal).

Net result: This loot? Verant, what in the name of Haysus are you THINKING?

If you're wondering, she also drops a pretty decent belt and a NICE Mask (40ac 25str 100hps).

Who makes bard NPCs anymore anyways? Didn't we learn our lesson with Xygoz?



Anyways, Animal Mother has requested a large update be put up tomorrow or Friday. I am sure you are all eagerly awaiting his return.

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Late last night a special task force of crippled, retarded, halflings were sent to wipe out the Grimling Master Guy. Plan Cock N' Balls was unleashed upon the caverns of Acrylia and in the end, there could be only one result.

The names and identities of those involved have been changed to protect the innocent. Please do not attempt to understand what is going on or who is who - the image has been altered by our top artists and is virtually untraceable.



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I'm going to go ahead and release the spoiler we've been keeping all to ourselves for so long.

The secret to Ssra is AETaunt.

Use it as often as possible, if you have multiple warriors with it, have them all use it whenever it pops. If you are at the zoneline in Ssra or zone in area of Ssra, USE IT LIBERALLY.

When properly used, AETaunt + Ssra = Phat Lewtz dropping in on you from the sky... in buckets. Very, very, large buckets.

Now for the money shots:



As you can see both fights were extremely close. Without the help of the CT Necromancer fear-kiting in The Grey, all may have been lost.

Oh we got one new item that I haven't seen posted anywhere, so I'll lay it on you.



In other news, Warrior Warcry skill is completely broken. Thanks go out to our Warrior of the Week, Behemoth, for ninjastriking me on the skill and saving me the 15 points! Thanks Behemoth!




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