The Update They Never Wanted Me To Make....
2002-04-29 22:31:10 - Animal Mother
Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno was GOING to do this update, but I beat his ass down with his own severed arm and threw him into a gutter. There will be no ass kissing, "Verant is trying so hard!" bullshit update. They can kiss my ass..
Now what I'm about to show you may piss you off... hell, I know it'll piss you off. I don't need to even comment. Just take a peep at this shit.
Now I'm no Gold Medal Winning Special Olympian like some of the fellas that design this game, but I KNOW when I've been straight up bamboozled. No, you CANNOT change one word in the name of an item and fool me into thinking it's a different item. Yes this is the same exact ring that drops off of the Arch Lich.
We also got this sword. Pretty nice, except for one small problem - IT FUCKING BLOWS ASS. First of all, due to your limitation with bits or bytes or some shit, you can only code in 127 hps/mana on an item max. FINE, but for fuck's sakes, this is a TWO HANDER. It should be guaranteed MAX HPS/MANA you can give. Secondly, I don't know 'bout you but people that are killing Emperor aren't out killing shit in the Plane of Hate. You MAY wanna rethink that BANE damage.
Fight stats? We had a seriously mind blowing 72 people. If you know us, you know we don't just pull out 72 people unless some serious shit is going down. Everyone that could TWO box a gimp, two boxed a gimp. Hell, Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno was even two boxing a wizard. It wasn't pretty, straight up zerg festival right out of the CT manual, but in the end, we won.
This encounter gives me erectile dysfunction.