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Find This Man and Put Him To Work
2002-05-29 00:45:33 - Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno 

After the disappointment of getting my Soul Essence of Aten Ha Ra eaten by the Remains of Vah Kerrath, I managed to get a hold of our Server GM, Saiphos. Say what you will about Verant CS but our man on Veeshan is a hardcore bad ass. He checked out the quest, he checked out the logs and with a little work, managed to get it to work.

All was not lost...

BEHOLD!

Talisman of Vah Kerrath
MAGIC ITEM  LORE ITEM  NO DROP  
Slot:  NECK
AC: 35
STR: +15  DEX: +15  STA: +15  CHA: +15  
WIS: +15  INT: +15  AGI: +15  HP: +125  
MANA: +125  SV FIRE: +20  SV DISEASE: +20  SV COLD: +20  
SV MAGIC: +20  SV POISON: +20  
Effect: Blessing of Vah Kerrath (Worn)
DKP Value: Third World Country
WT:  0.4   Size: TINY
Class:  ALL
Race:   ALL
Dropped by Remains of Vah Kerrath in Umbral Plains



NOW - the next step is to find the guy that made this item, sit him down in a room, put all VT loot in front of him, lock the door to the room with him inside, and come back in 24 hours.

When you open the door, you will more than likely find that 1) Your itemization woes are over and 2) He has a working cure for cancer.

This is what the end game should look like.



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What Did You Expect?
2002-05-27 21:15:37 - Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno 

Some people talk a lot of shit. These people think they have very massive cocks and thus, allowed to talk such nonsense. This is to inform those people of one thing: suck our collective Godzilla sized cock...

Now that the petty shit is out of the way.

The calm before the storm:



The end result...



Your new wallpaper:



The lewtz:



The quest piece for the broken quest (yes it ate F-dawgs gem):



FoH domination... again

Please don't h8



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Scary... Isn't It?
2002-05-27 02:43:11 - Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno 



From server crash to this glorious scene in under 4 seconds. That's some serious acceleration!

Expect to see her where you see all our other opponents - face down in the ground... dirtnap.

We had to plow through some shit along the way. Knocking off Thall Xundraux Diabo, translated from Akhevan to mean Sacred Weapon Master. After we saw this dude's load, we knew that Thall had to also mean 'retard.'



The Great Bow of Slaughter should be renamed to just The Bow of Owies... the BP, very nice.. once it gets a real mod percentage in place and some resists...

Thal Va Kelun died again... here's his shiz:



I been wondering where that Heiro cloak with the weak ass dodge mod went.. glad we found it!


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