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50 Foot of Dong Makes First Ever EQ Appearance!
2002-02-15 02:19:28 - Animal Mother
Edward James Almost told you it was coming. You had to know it was coming. Animal Mother's weekly l33t mob update is here!
Today's edition is full of some of some cool shiz followed by yet another FOUL fuckup by our resident asshole, who will remain unnamed... for now.
So we're in the Deep today and Dregor keeps bugging me cause he wants to throw us at the beastial fury which is Kelorek Dar. I told him we'd ro-sham-bo for it, winner chooses raid. So we throw down some Ro-Sham-Bo and he wins 2 out of 3 - but I was having none of that shit. He's an Erudite and we all know Erudites cheat. So I grab his ass by the skirt and turn him upside down and what do I find? Miss Cleo hiding under his nutsack giving him my thoughts on the ro-sham-bo before I even make the hand signals.
Ruling on the field in an instance like this is I always win...
So we group up ninja-style and start making our way down to THO. I wisely decide to check out that big useless wurm to see if anything is going on - surprise surprise!
After an initial test run at the guy where the Halfling Duo got HORRIBLY mangled for being what I like to call "DUMBASS," we regroup and focus on what could be phat lewt.
End result? Shit, you know what the end result is already...
  
So anyways, oh yea.. that foul asshole I was talking about earlier. Well I don't wanna name names, it just ain't cool. But you can take a guess maybe if you study the following picture.
That's all for today.. I'm gonna have an Adventure Weekend Update tomorrowish, but first I'm late for my roleplay session at Jade. GOTTA RUN!
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