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File This Under 'S' for Shit I Forgot To Update......
2002-02-19 18:30:58 - Animal Mother
Due to cutthroat levels of competition on the Veeshan server for the phat lewtz mobs like The Va'Dyn, Rhag'Z and Rhag'Mos-def, and the Itraer Vius, we at FoH are giving serious consideration to deleveling to pre-53 levels to regain the throne as the once and future Kings of Gimpy Shit to Kill. Nagafen and Vox's days are in fact numbered.
I only had enough time to get out of the shadows cast upon me by the Zerg Nation to make this mini-update. I fear my days are numbered!
Today's update isn't anything amazing like a Veeshan's Peak clearing. There are no money-shots of gimps standing over the trampled corpse of Grieg Venificus. We will not inspire jaw dropping awe at the "icey" fists of a rampaging maniacal 425 POUNDING Dain Frostreaver IV being laid to rest by 60-80 Crabs. You won't even find a Trakanon kill shot - Rapez0r Corp. is in dire straights. I can only offer the following:
  
Please do not ask me why or how that gorgeous hunk of man meat, Furor, is able to look directly at the Emperor's Rob Johnson and live. All I can tell you is that they both like to shop and they both listen to Culture Club.. a lot.
"Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream.... Red, gold and green... Red, gold and green" - indeed....
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