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Updated information on lewtz and the obligatory intellectual commentary from Animal Mother soon...


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So remember the other day when I was telling you about the Emperor and how he had the special power of being invulnerable to melee? Yea, well, we found the weapons you need to use on him - sadly, it's just another huge time sink in the most disappointly fucked up expansion since Nino's failed penis enlargement surgery.

Let me break it down for you people, 'cause I know how some of you are just straight up morons. In order to kill the Emperor in Ssra, you have to get keys for everybody in your guild. The process of camping keys is about as much fun as passing a kidney stone, only more time consuming. So once that is done, sometime in 2003, you have to concern yourselves with getting all of your melee geared up with this shit:



So what's the problem? I'll tell you what the fucking problem is - the component you need to make this sword drops off ONE mob who happens to be a RARE spawn who also just coincidentally happens to have TWO other drops, the ore that you need being the *drumroll please* EXTREMELY RARE drop. Coincidence? I think not... if it is, somebody call Ripley's, cause I got more shit to lay out.

High End Content in Luclin? Let me tell you about the High End Content in Luclin - it fucking sucks. Luclin, dear readers, is one gigantic gaping wound. One huge, flaming fuck of a timesink.

You want to kill Lord Seru? Have fun camping the items you need for Serubane weapons. That camp makes camping for Keys + Shissarbane weapons for the Emperor look appealing. It's only taken us two months to equip our whole guild. How long will it take you? I'll tell you what, since you have jack shit of a clue on how to get them, I'll estimate you'll see Seru dead sometime after Hayley's Comet rolls around. Did I happen to mention he isn't killable? May have slipped my mind...

So you want to go visit the other half of Acrylia? Do you really? Are you ready for another FIVE Ring Events? Yes folks, count them - five - not including the shit that may be near The Master. Not only are there FIVE FUCKING RING EVENTS back there, they are FIVE RING EVENTS built for 100-200 people. Did I mention you need ONE key per person to get back there and each key takes one week to get and also requires you to participate in a 10th Ring Style War on Steroids (PER KEY)? May have slipped my mind...

So you want to enter Vex-mother-fucking-Thal and kick some ass? Guess what? You'll be playing in the Planes of Power before that happens. Why Animal Mother? WHY?! I'll tell you why. Because to get in Vex Thal requires the completion of a Key Quest, the likes of which makes the aforementioned time sinks (combined in one massive mound of monkey cum and whale piss) look like a "quickie" between you and Shakira.

What's that you say? You're still killing shit in North TOV? Hahahahahhaah... have fun skipping this expansion then you fucking jackasses, cause you ain't seeing shit of it now. PoP is right around the corner and by the time you people that are stuck in a whole 'nother expansion realize what the fuck is going on, PoP will be on store shelves.

So you see, not only are the "Uberguilds" getting shafted in Luclin, the sorry bitch guilds that like to piss and moan about the "Uberguilds" are also getting shafted. Cause I guarantee you if we're being denied content, guess who suffers? The average Joe guy on the street. The same poor schmuck who always suffers. Yea, YOU DUMBASS. Call your congressman.

Oh yea, this shit died.. woopey




This stupid fuck is going back to camping shit... later



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So we were in Ssra tonight with our sights set on killing this fool:



So with a mighty force of 25 Keyed FoH, we got this clusterfuck of a design error under control and killed this queer. After said queer was killed, Emperor spawns... now believe me, I WAS NOT expecting anything out of this encounter, I basically assumed he would be retardly designed, what I witnessed actually SURPASSED my expectations.

NOT only does he have this fantastic power which is the designer's way of telling us, "We are not very creative, we give up, you win, we suck, die please":



He also had this l33t power, only seen on one or two other uber mobs, the Bag of Supplies in Kael, those two gay invis mobs at zone in of ToV that people sit and hit for hours on end, and Lord Seru - only one of those mobs has been killed, and I'll tell you it wasn't the Bag of Supplies.



Now seriously, even I have my limits... this encounter actually managed to surpass the "Gayness Quotient" that I am able to withstand. There is only one man with a higher "Gayness Quotient" on this earth, and he doesn't play EQ, often.... so what to do?




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