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This is a fun ring. I hate saying I had fun at any ring event, but I gotta give the props when the props are due.

So anyways, we were gonna do something gay that involved DTs today, but we decided we would rather hook up some testicular electrodes and splash around in a bathtub while blasting a radio on one shoulder and blowdrying our pubes... blindfolded. Afterwards the survivors met up in Cazic-Thule.

The result?



Gay, he's got the claw on. No rubicite bp :(



Lord Feshlak called, he wants his piece of shit back.



Uh? The Ring of Slime laughs at you...



L33t.. We find out the only way Verant can make good loot anymore is by pure DUMB luck, i.e. an accident in the database. I shall laugh out loud and hope they leave this thing as is, cause otherwise, Aaryonar called, he wants his sub-par Rocksmasher back.



Don't make me taunt you twice!



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Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno was GOING to do this update, but I beat his ass down with his own severed arm and threw him into a gutter. There will be no ass kissing, "Verant is trying so hard!" bullshit update. They can kiss my ass..

BEHOLD!



Now what I'm about to show you may piss you off... hell, I know it'll piss you off. I don't need to even comment. Just take a peep at this shit.



Now I'm no Gold Medal Winning Special Olympian like some of the fellas that design this game, but I KNOW when I've been straight up bamboozled. No, you CANNOT change one word in the name of an item and fool me into thinking it's a different item. Yes this is the same exact ring that drops off of the Arch Lich.

We also got this sword. Pretty nice, except for one small problem - IT FUCKING BLOWS ASS. First of all, due to your limitation with bits or bytes or some shit, you can only code in 127 hps/mana on an item max. FINE, but for fuck's sakes, this is a TWO HANDER. It should be guaranteed MAX HPS/MANA you can give. Secondly, I don't know 'bout you but people that are killing Emperor aren't out killing shit in the Plane of Hate. You MAY wanna rethink that BANE damage.



Fight stats? We had a seriously mind blowing 72 people. If you know us, you know we don't just pull out 72 people unless some serious shit is going down. Everyone that could TWO box a gimp, two boxed a gimp. Hell, Main Tankin' Pussy Numero Uno was even two boxing a wizard. It wasn't pretty, straight up zerg festival right out of the CT manual, but in the end, we won.

This encounter gives me erectile dysfunction.

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