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Look at That! It Looks Like a Penis, Only Smaller... *How Cute*
2002-06-11 05:06:37 - Animal Mother
Well, I would be lying if I didn't say its frustrating to see so much junk concentrated in one zone. Sure, there is some great loot in this zone but for the love of God, what the fuck is wrong with the majority of the shit in this zone?
You would think after putting up with all the bullshit we had to deal with to get here, and then all the bullshit once inside, we would at least be assured of MOSTLY non-shit loot.
Case in point:
Wtf? I dunno.. at least put some hps on it or something.
| Bracelet of the Shadow Hive |
| MAGIC ITEM NO DROP | | | AC: 15 | | STR: +5 DEX: +5 STA: +5 CHA: +5 | | WIS: +5 INT: +5 AGI: +5 HP: +25 | | MANA: +25 SV FIRE: +5 SV DISEASE: +5 SV COLD: +5 | | SV MAGIC: +5 SV POISON: +5 | | Recommended level of 60. | | Effect: Ant Legs | | WT: 1.0 Size: MEDIUM | | | | Dropped by Diabo Xi Xin Thall in Vex Thal |
My toilet called. It wants its massive turd back.
| Staff of Lost Rituals |
| MAGIC ITEM NO DROP | | | AC: 15 | | WIS: +12 INT: +12 HP: +75 MANA: +75 | | | WT: 1.0 Size: SMALL | | Class: | CLR DRU SHM NEC WIZ MAG
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| | | Dropped by Diabo Xi Va in Vex Thal |
No, I didn't just make this item up. Yes, it is far, far, far, worse than a crappy weapon that drops off of the High Priest. Yes you can blow me. No I will not pay you. BTW, that is 15 bane to Shissar on that scimitar, blame Fattyfat for being a fag and not giving me the ultimate power I deserve to properly update this page! ** Blow me Assgasm! **
| Scimitar of Shissar Slaying |
| MAGIC ITEM NO DROP | | | Skill: 1H Slashing Atk Delay: 19 | | DMG: 1 AC: 25 | | Bane DMG: Shissar +15 | | STR: +10 DEX: +10 AGI: +10 HP: +75 | | SV FIRE: +5 SV DISEASE: +5 SV COLD: +5 SV MAGIC: +5 | | SV POISON: +5 | | Recommended level of 60. | | WT: 1.0 Size: SMALL | | Class: | WAR PAL RNG SHD BRD ROG
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| | | Dropped by Diabo Xi Va Temariel in Vex Thal |
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Now to be fair, some good loot:
Put 10 425 Dain's together behind a gigantic, huge, massive, ugly timesink, and it sums up the difficulty of the mob that drops this item.
| Girdle of Focus |
| MAGIC ITEM NO DROP | | | AC: 35 | | Skill Mod: Throwing +5% | | STR: +15 DEX: +25 AGI: +25 HP: +100 | | | Recommended level of 60. | | Effect: Aura of Battle (Worn) | | WT: 1.0 Size: MEDIUM | | | | Dropped by Thall Va Kelun in Vex Thal |
Good Ol' Aten Ha Ra... crazy thing is, this is a bracer. The same CLASS Legs she drops and mask both SUCK MAD ASS. Wtf?
| Wristband of Judgement |
| MAGIC ITEM LORE ITEM NO DROP | | | AC: 35 | | Skill Mod: Dodge +3% | | STR: +10 STA: +10 WIS: +10 AGI: +10 | | HP: +125 MANA: +125 SV FIRE: +15 SV DISEASE: +15 | | SV COLD: +15 SV MAGIC: +15 SV POISON: +15 | | Recommended level of 60. | | WT: 0.0 Size: TINY | | | | Dropped by Aten Ha Ra in Vex Thal |
I blame the crack these crazy kids are smoking.
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