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Expansion after expansion after expansion after expansion we just keep kicking ass.

See folks, it doesn't matter if every developer that is currently working at SoE hates us. It doesn't matter that a few guilds suck so much developer cock that they actually have a mainline of all the backdoor info they need to get to the Plane of Time and back.

None of this matters to the Fires of Heaven. We don't need l33t beta infoz. We have been giving you guys the straight shit on our boards for years. We don't sugar coat our topics in hopes of not offending some candy ass egomaniac that thinks his shit don't stink. We'll tell you straight up - XXX SUCKS, YOU SUCK, FIX IT. 99.9% of the time, we're right.

Now despite the horrible fucking job most of the beta testers did testing, the team of Devs actually pullled off a pretty fucking awesome expansion. Note I say - IN SPITE OF THE SHIT TESTING.

Which brings me to tonights update. First, Sol Ro's tower, aside from some pathing issues is just a fucking blast. Second, well fuck second - enjoy the pictures:



I dedicate the above pictures to Kaganos and Wendolyn of Afterlife and Kinuvan the tiny dicked French kid from Eternal Wrath - cocksuckers of unprecedented magnitude. I call the portrait - "Suck a Dick, K?"



This be some random loot we picked up. Amazingly, I fucking forgot to screencap all of it - sorry, sue me.



Ahhh yes... The Elemental Plane of Fire :) Beautiful isn't it?

A note to the developers here please: Currently the zone in from the Plane of Tranquility INTO the Plane of Fire is broken. Even with your flags and yes the Drake also sees that you have the flag etc... you still cannot zone in. Please, I hope you can fix this soon. It's rather annoying not being able to zone in once you zone out :)




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I'm getting badmouthed on the super top secret elite beta boards by Afterlife, Eternal Wraith, and Keepers of the Faith members because I pointed out a blatant bug that disallowed them from access to Sol Ro's tower :( I cried myself through this entire update.

No actually I laughed a whole lot, fuck the three of you - second rate bitches.

Ahhh, feel much better now getting that out of my system.



And then we met face to face with the badass hisself...



Soon lads, soon...

P.S. Wendolyn, Kinuvan - you two sucking FoH dick will only end when Everquest comes to a close. Keep your yaps where they belong, on this massive engorged jimmy...

-Jimmy Planedefiler, OVER AND OUT




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First of all, thank you for fixing the Bertoxxulous to Saryrn character flag bug so fast.

As usual we have been extremely busy doing what we do best, wild, hairy, man-sex... we've also been playing a lot of Everquest.



As you can see, the zone is really nicely laid out. Unfortunately, it's also buggy as fuck. Seeing a 30 mob train is not an unusual occurance.



Aside from the really bad ass looking Demons, the itemization on the mundanes is well, goddamn horrible. You remember this loot? I do too, I think we picked it up in Lower Guk at the Herbalist camp - 4 years ago.



This Drezik guy dropped something else but it was caster loot and I forgot to take a picture - oops!



Bad ass...



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