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It's Like a Bad Dream That You'll Never Wake Up From :(
2002-11-01 01:29:05 - Furor Planedefiler 

I'm pretty sure I figured out why we were disallowed from Beta now..





See, you give the kids the guns without the ammo to play with and see if they can hold em in their hands and the weight and feel for the weapon are good. Giving us the guns, well...the result would be the entire expansion being DESTROYED within a week - we bring our own ammunintion. We forgive you. All is well... It's for the safety of the childrenz. The childrenz are our future afterall... luckily we got our markings and gotta complete part 2 of this quest :) TOODLES!

Oh and the loot was ghetto - second hand info but a developer stated he had the wrong loot table. Loot scmoot, face down in the ground is all I want.



Burns doesn't it fuckers?


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Gimmie a Sec, Guys - Need to Check My Beta Notes....
2002-10-31 15:57:09 - Furor Planedefiler 

Wait a minute! I don't have Beta notes because I wasn't in Beta and neither was anybody in my guild. Just wait for it, this will go somewhere I promise...

First things first...

In keeping my legion of fans happy, I supply you with new wallpaper for your desktop:



Now the a mini-rant. The picture below is of the loot dropped by a dragon from the Halls of Honor Trials. As you'll note it is a mold for our 'Tier 1' class armor. That mold in particular is for all plate classes. The mob(s) can also drop a mold for chain and cloth. The problem is, HoH isn't a Tier 1 zone and this item should NEVER be on a boss of ANY zone, Tier 2 or not. These molds should drop off the yard trash of their appropriate Tier XXX zones. Secondly, I'm only assuming this is a Tier 1 armor item because as you can see, the completed bracer BLOWS.




Now to address the actual headline. The Fires of Heaven did not participate in the Planes of Power beta. We do not have any experience in PoP. Everything we do comes to us from learning as we progress. Needless to say, something happened last night that made me very upset.

My dear readers, you all know this guild kicks ass. Some people are jealous of our abilities to function as a team. Some want to stop us from being on top. Now most of these people already have a major jump on us just because they have alerady encountered every boss and encounter in PoP via beta. Apparently, that's NOT ENOUGH!

Last night we finished up all of the trials in the Halls of Honor. We moved 65 people into the Lair of Mithaniel Marr, Halls of Honor B. As we were pulling the bosses around Mithaniel prior to giving him a royal FoH style ass beating, a tragic turn of events occured.

ALL OF OUR CLERICS WENT LINKDEAD/CRASHED.

Did you read the patch message today? Well, since it's fixed I'll clue you all in to something. By sending someone a tell with '%3%3%3' in it, you would force a crash to desktop.

After all of the clerics and your fearless narrator went to desktop (yes I was force-crashed as well), the piece of shit came into our irc channel and taunted us about what he had just done.

To you I say, congratulations, for the first time in my Everquest career you made me angry enough to take a bat to someone's skull. I had to resort to taking a Xanax and beating my dog instead.

Unfortunately for you: These kind of things only do one thing: Piss us off.

We'll see you fuckers in the end game, 3 months after we're done with it....



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Like Warm Apple Pie
2002-10-26 01:13:32 - Animal Mother 

It's been a busy week for Rapezor Corp. Keys/Soulmarks/Quests/Whatever... it doesn't matter, all we care about is one thing: GETTING SHIT DEAD.

ONWARD!

This little fella lives in the Crypt of Decay. Which reminds me, it's always fun when Furor pulls mobs in.. especially when they're mobs that hit for 1200+, are unslowable, and have 3500hp lifetap procs. Furor explodes on impact almost everytime. The guild laughs, Furor calls everyone 'goddamn degenerate retards who should all be shot on a firing line,' and we move on.



So anyways, that dude in the last picture started some chain of events that lead up to this guy:



Course, Rapezor Corp. doesn't give a shit if you have a fancy title or lifetap for 5,000hps. End result is always the same... Furor dies, the mob dies, and everybody laughs - in that order.

The guild hadn't had enough ring and chain events so we decided it was time to put this fat fucker to the test...



Bertoxulos here we come!

But first, we had to put down this fine ho:



Your dad called, he wanted the loot he was supposed to put on Dracolich back...






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