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This update has nothing to do with Paffa, I've just been waiting to use that as a headline. Sorry, but it's something I consider unavoidable and there really will be no argument.

It's stuck in your head now isn't it? I thought so... now add your own flava' and do the Cabbage Patch.

So anyways...



Are you on the edge of your seats? Did we pull off the 'Big W' again? COULD it be? SHOULD it be?



BELIEVE IT FOOLS! Assrapist put to rest. If only we had the l33t beta infos.. well nevermind.

So apparently killing Bertox, Saryrn etc.. and having all your flags nets you a big fat NADA! Who woulda thought this shit was tested? Raise your hand, come on. That's what I fucking thought - the real testers left to do the dirty work yet again. Some things never change.

Fix this shit, thanks.



The sweet, sweet sound of having another broken character flag - CHA-CHING BABY! CHA-FUCKING-CHING..... You wish your Seer list was as full of useless yellow text as mine.




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We've basically been crippled since, apparently, half our guild went to Fan Faire - mind you, half our guild really didn't go to FF, some people just decided they didn't need to log on - those people missed another useless Character Flag - shame on you suckas.

Anyhow, we managed to scrape up 40 people and hit the Plane of Torment for some fun.

What started out as just a raid to get keys for Saryrn's tower ended up with one more pussy ass mob sent to pussy ass mob heaven.

Check out this fella. He started out as a man and then WHAM - he became The Beast with Eight Assholes.



We really appreciate the keys and key quests you all put into Torment. If only we had the l33t beta infos, this pointless kill may have come a week sooner. TT





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We've been busy keying up the guild and experiencing/AAing but that doesn't mean we don't stop to have some fun here and there...

That little fella just sits in the basement of Drunder (The Plane of Tactics) and counts his money. He wiped my 12 man expedition team two days prior so I had to put together the mother fuckers to show him what was up. When the dust settled and the corpses were counted all that was left were a shitload of FoH corpses and some craptacular loot. Loot be damned I say, he had to die! Also note that when he got that AE Rampage off, he killed a lot more people than what I have shown :) Quad 6.9k hurts... bad.

I also managed to snap a picture of this insane bad ass, some of you know him as the God of War, Rallos Zek. His days are definitely numbered but I don't think he's sweating it just yet.



In other news, Bertoxxulous kicked our asses again but I can guarantee that's the last time that chump puts up a fight. The next update is gonna have us sitting nice and cozy in the Tower of Solusek Ro (after we make a small detour to kill some sissy shit in Torment - i.e. Saryrn) Stay tuned!

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