Learn the strafe, own the strafe, BE THE STRAFE! 2005-02-18 00:57:29 - dest
After the glory of getting bent over by Ragnaros was behind us, we zoned into a fresh MC instance. Actually, two fresh MC instances with the raid split between them. YAY!
Being fucked over for a week on MC gave us time to perfect the Onyxia strat (Since full-disclosure is in these days, tweaks to last update's diagram included fire resistant mittens sewed onto Incendius bracers and enough Cartmans alive to tank her upon landing.) and SLAY THE DRAGON.
We've spent the last week or so on a fresh MC instance, re-clearing and finishing up the bosses we hadn't tackled. In the end, we were able to clear the zone and in an intense match, force Majordomo Executus to tap out. Let me assure you that it was a clean and legitimate fight, no metal chairs or brass knuckles were brought into play and victory was achieved via the legendary Chickenwing submission hold.
As a stipulation, Executus would be forced to take us to his master upon defeat, and we held him to his word.
Late edit: Apparently his mask only shows up if you chose Nightmare difficulty at character select.
And finally, on to a more serious note. I'd like to address some recent accusations made against our guild. Certain people would like you to think that we have a slew of game developers watching over our shoulders telling us what to do. Handing out "l33t beta infoz," if you will. I assure you these claims are 100% false. All of our strategies are completely our own and come as a product of painstaking effort and literally hundreds and hundreds of man-hours. To give some weight to this, I'd like to give you a sneak peek at a page ripped straight from our guild playbook: http://www.fohguild.org/news/onyxia.jpg
I figure we're 3 Blessing of Kings away from the Big W.
The guild that could... 2005-01-28 14:08:33 - dest
We're a couple days late on this one, but it was a truly special night. How many other guilds can say they've wiped not once, but TWICE to solo firelord pulls? In a thirty minute span? And went on to pull just as many corpse shots out before the night was through!?
The zone starts looking alot more appealing after taking care of Magmadar. More shit dead soon, hopefully.