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Chapter 2: The Chronic-WHAT-les of Blue and Green.
2006-01-08 07:40:30 - Darph
I left everyone hanging at the end of the Bronze quest, and the beginning of the separate quest lines of the Green, and Blue dragons.
Normally I wouldn’t go through the trouble of cutting out quest text boxes, but these quests are too cool not to share, and the majority of you will never see the words as only 1-5 people per server will do them.
You’re my boy, Blue!
My synapses of the Blue Dragon Flight as a whole, is that they are about as sane as Behe after a night of LSD and Pop-Rocks in Peewee’s Playhouse.
Have a taste:
Click here for the rest of the Quest log.
At this point we’re supposed to find some psychic Gnome in Tanaris to craft our fishing buoy.
After a chat with the Gnome, the quest splits into 3 separate storylines. Click each quest line for a link to it’s entire quest text.
Never Ask me about my business.
Chimaerok + Rocket Fuel = Crazy Delicious.
Ex-Best Friends Forever.
My Eyes! The GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Draconic For Dummies
This is by far the longest of the quest sets, but did the Karate Kid back down when he got kicked in the knee? YEAH RIGHT! He got up and kicked that fool in the FACE, so we pressed on, singing “You’re the best! Around! Nothing’s gonna ever keep ya down!”
The quest starts off simple enough. You have to find his gyrocopter and fly out to the island on which he hid his "Draconic for Dummies" book.
When you arrive to the gyrocopter crash site, a Naga chick is there and has a special msg for the Gnome.
Unfortunately he turns her down, but Keystone was there for the rebound. Giggity, Giggity. After Keystone is done making the lady happy, she endows our hero, Sean, with a +9000% swimming speed buff that allowed him to reach the island without drowning.
Where he finds this:
A drop is arranged.
The plan is to fake the drop, with Sean in Gnome form.
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!
Well.. Dr. Weavil busts us, and sends out Number 2 while he gets away on his Gyrocopter.
Unfortunately, there are no screenshots, but you can download the Fraps here.
We track him down to his headquarters where he thoroughly ravages Axz’s sweet rear-end repeatedly.
After Axz had died enough, we kill him and loot his Diary.
A simple BWL and MC clearing(where I knocked the living piss out of Rag) produces the last chapters and we have our finished product.
We take the book back and he builds our buoy.
I'd Rather be Fishin'
We get a 6 pack, some cool hats and head out to sea. I can’t spoil this with a mere image, you’ll have to download the FRAPS. Trust me, it owns.
So with the minnow dispatched, we now have the blue shard!
It's not easy being Green!
I left everyone hanging with Malfurion stopping us from killing the shade of Eranikus, saying we need to spawn him, and to do so we needed four fragments of nightmare from the four gateways to the Emerald Dream.
After camping those, we’re ready to continue the quest.
This event was broadcast to the entire server and about 300 – 500 people showed up.
At the end of the day Eranikus was redeemed by Elune, which means the Nightmare is over thus the 4 green dragons will no longer spawn, and Sunken Temple has been removed from the game.
I’m pretty sure this is all Furors doing, after all..we saw what he did to Paladins.
Stay tuned for the Red quest line!
P.s. Im joking about Sunken temple and the Green Dragons.
Special Thanks: Filecloud.com for hosting my images, all of the awsome people on Hyjal that have helped us, and most importantly: the lvl 30 Paladins that came to rescue us from Eranikus, even though they knew Furor might be there.
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