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The Gates of Ahn'Qiraj: Chapter 1
2006-01-06 04:32:46 - Darph
Fires of Heaven has been hungry for new content, and 1.9 has been giving us the hots for the last few months. On Tuesday it finally came out and we've anxiously ripped into the quests.
Thanks to the fact that all uberguild members live at home with our moms and have no jobs, we had a jump start on the Broodlord's head collection quest.
Our famous "Speed before Need" Free-For-All looting system determined who will be the Horde's Glorious Hero, this douchebag.
Good job, grunt.
The next step before opening the Ancient City of Ahn'Qiraj and subsequently me looting a [Dark Edge of Insanity] is the bug slaughter.
After two days of nonstop insect razing, we hauled their stinking carcasses across the desert back to Anachronos. Whom, suprisingly, did not despawn.
Instead, He sent us looking for a magical rock that makes you see things. When this was mentioned on guildchat, we found ourselves overflowing with participation.
This led to an extremely cool in game event showing the creation of the wall, complete with custom music.
Download the Fraps here.
After the event, which left us breathless, we were ready to get down to business.
TO BE CONTINUED.........
A special thanks to all the guilds and people who helped us during the bug farming phase.
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Suicide bomber kills 20 - Injures dozens more.
2005-07-26 05:52:07 - Channel 8 Action News
Earlier this evening, the head of the Al'Qaeda's Azeroth Division, known as Hakmed Muhammad Uh'Derka viciously took the lives of twenty innocent civilians along with his own after a violent standoff turned deadly. Our own Senior Reporter Murr Durr is live on the scene.
Murr - Action8: I'm standing here at the bloodied and bashed corpse of an unrecognizable Vaelastrasz the Corrupt, a once peaceful place where children laughed and played, turned deadly in an instant. Sources confirm that Hakmed Muhammad Uh'Derka was last seen entering Blackwing Lair at approximately 8:30pm pacific standard time, wearing only women's undergarments, and an explosive device fastened securely to his genitalia. Channel 8 Action News has obtained classified security surveillance footage of Hakmed's final moments.
 
Murr - Action8: Several eyewitnesses at the scene shared their personal accounts.
Modulus: I noticed Kariel acting suspicious all night, you could almost tell by the way he was lurking about that he was lacking the proper hit points of all the other normal warriors by about 5%...
Dingaan: There was definately something off about "Hakmed," though you'd never know it by his uncanny ability to hold his breath under water, uncanny I say!
Murr - Action8: The curious and frightened onlookers lined the dungeon walls, some concerned, but most in shock and disbelief, here's what one man had to say.
Szader: Matt Damon.
Murr - Action8: In other news, our very own Lead Reporter Hobb is covering the newly developing Broodlord Lashlayer story as it unfolds, here's more from Hobb.
Hobb - Action8: Murr, I'm located directly infront of what can only be described as an undefinable yet powerfully undeniable body or mass of pure gay. That's right. It is truly a sight to behold. Rations are running low, I fear if help isn't sent soon, the gay will consume me, and everything else it touches. Wait Murr, something's happening, it seems the "gay" is attempting to communicate by use of oversized mechanical dildos springing up through the floor. A dark silhouette approaches. I will attempt to feed the data back to the newsroom incase of my unfortunate demise. Yeeees...I can see it now, it's...glorious...
Murr - Action8: We've lost the direct feed with Hobb, but were able to make out a portion of his transmission, let us pray Hobb makes it out of the "gay" before he is consumed alive. I'm pulling up the image now of what appears to be...dear God, it's magnificent, it's...glorious...it's...so...gay..
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Learn the strafe, own the strafe, BE THE STRAFE!
2005-02-18 00:57:29 - dest
After the glory of getting bent over by Ragnaros was behind us, we zoned into a fresh MC instance. Actually, two fresh MC instances with the raid split between them. YAY!
Being fucked over for a week on MC gave us time to perfect the Onyxia strat (Since full-disclosure is in these days, tweaks to last update's diagram included fire resistant mittens sewed onto Incendius bracers and enough Cartmans alive to tank her upon landing.) and SLAY THE DRAGON.
 
Giantstalker's Breastplaste
Netherwind Crown
Dragonstalker's Helm
Sorry the update is a few hours late, even our high paid team of artists needs time to photoshop the dragon out of the ceiling.
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