Due to a sudden (and massive) number of applications being submitted this week, I wanted to give a small update to clarify a few things.
First off, if you want to stand out (you do, btw) - you need to take advantage of those boxes you are given to provide information and to tell us about yourself. Do not assume your previous guild tag tells us enough or somehow gives you bonus points. Even top guilds have idiots, prove you are not one of them.
Second, I am too lazy to update our information page regarding classes needed and I am sorry. So please just ignore that part.
Third, if you prefer to wait to see if you have a shot in our guild before you take up Engineering that is fine.
Finally, the same FoH Rules apply from years ago. If sexist, racist, ageist, or any derogatory 'ist' offends you and/or if being called out via raid chat or vent on mistakes will send you into a downward emo spiral, this guild may not be for you.
We are looking for top notch players and we will expect nothing less than 100% from all of you.
Read the rules, then submit an application. If you have any questions, please do a /who on officers prior to spamming them. If you see we are raiding, have some consideration, please.
Package Deals: We require all applicants to apply as individuals, we cannot and will not promise your friend, spouse or relative will get tagged (or even you). There are no deals that will be made regarding this. If you know your friend, spouse or sibling sucks - you may want to look into improving that, because there is a great chance you will end up being split. Please take this seriously and understand that no matter who you have backing you up in Fires of Heaven, we are not offering a Friends & Family Package at this time.
Much Love,
Melia (in-game) aka Ravvenn (mIRC)
PS:
Also: Install mIRC, Vent and register on this website. Message Ravvenn once you are set up in irc. Server is irc.uberguilds.org; port: 6668 (I think?)Use your character name in Vent, Irc and on these boards.
Warning: Lots of Images!! 2006-05-23 19:59:35 - Melia
I have been trying to work on an update, and I promised several updates for the past 6 months. However, I tend to forget everything. Anyway, half of the people want updates based off of our progress in World of Warcraft and the other half wanted quotes. Then, we had around 1-2 people who wanted an old school update from Alpha and Beta.
I will try to just slam a bunch of images up here and save myself the time typing up some witty post.
Back in Alpha, we only had around 4-5 Fires of Heaven members, I believe 3 of us have all purchased new computers since that time, but one of them, Behemoth, did not – and was kind enough to provide me with pictures he had taken during our adventures. While a lot of us were killing things, this is what Behemoth was doing…..
Behemoth, you are a sick man!
I also forgot a few things from Alpha and Beta, such as:
1) The trade window was weird
2) How awesome Skill Points were (not)
3) How many people abused being able to use upper and lower case characters in their name (It was a plus for playing ‘Spot a tard’ though!
4) How many times ‘Ore Lust’ got us killed…..
5) The famous velvet ropes first sighting.
Moving on, after a year and a half, Fires of Heaven finally got their first TF. Grats Torum!!
Finally, here are the quotes and stuff. I didn’t get the chance to add them all because some people do not know how to select an area and remove the rest, resulting in my email being slammed with 50+ full size screenshots where I had to play “Where’s Waldo” and find the funny within each image. I eventually gave up, sent them back and once people are kind enough to edit prior to sending, I will then post them.
I had to sort these by type, by the way.
“O RRY”
“Balls”
“Random” (This one is a pretty large image, sorry)
I guess that should sum everything up, not much going on around Black Dragonflight unless you get a kick out of the server mIRC chats which go like this
[Jack]: Tell Bob and Jill to try and fight me one on one
(2 minutes later)
[Henry]: Tell Susan to stop exploiting and fight me legit!
(2 minutes later)
…Well, you get the point :(
We also had a FoH stalker on the forums, but he moved on to Coup!
Needs More Tentacle Rape 2006-05-16 12:45:27 - Darph the Calamari Chef
A lot of you pansies have been logging on to my server to bug me for an update. Ok, I get it, I'm slow. Gum my balls, Grandma, and no, I'm not going to post chat shots of you bitches, I'm not Tigole, he has a cooler autograph.
Anyways, we've been living it up on the new PVP server. There is always a good fight going on somewhere, especially at zone lines, which, much to our officer's pleasure, has forced people to show up on time, otherwise, you might wind up doing what is affectionately known as "Flopping to the Zone."
We've made a lot of fans on this server, unfortunately, the WoW forums are down or I'd link some of the funnier posts.
Here are some screens from our PVP adventures.
We've also been doing that "Raiding Thing", and if by "Raiding Thing" you mean "Logging off at 9:30 to watch Matlock reruns" then we are by far, number 1.
I was honor-bound to post this:
Fires of Heaven is always happy to share strats (just ask Rytrik), especially if you are a mangina and have hot fake pics. Before more of you ask, here's our C'thun strategy, complete with illustrations to help you along.
I don't remember what all of the drops were on the first kill, but let us just say they weren't very "Dark", "Edgy", or "Insane", but, fortunately, we did get a Tentacle, resulting in the greatest PVP video of all time:
