Needs More Tentacle Rape 2006-05-16 12:45:27 - Darph the Calamari Chef
A lot of you pansies have been logging on to my server to bug me for an update. Ok, I get it, I'm slow. Gum my balls, Grandma, and no, I'm not going to post chat shots of you bitches, I'm not Tigole, he has a cooler autograph.
Anyways, we've been living it up on the new PVP server. There is always a good fight going on somewhere, especially at zone lines, which, much to our officer's pleasure, has forced people to show up on time, otherwise, you might wind up doing what is affectionately known as "Flopping to the Zone."
We've made a lot of fans on this server, unfortunately, the WoW forums are down or I'd link some of the funnier posts.
Here are some screens from our PVP adventures.
We've also been doing that "Raiding Thing", and if by "Raiding Thing" you mean "Logging off at 9:30 to watch Matlock reruns" then we are by far, number 1.
I was honor-bound to post this:
Fires of Heaven is always happy to share strats (just ask Rytrik), especially if you are a mangina and have hot fake pics. Before more of you ask, here's our C'thun strategy, complete with illustrations to help you along.
I don't remember what all of the drops were on the first kill, but let us just say they weren't very "Dark", "Edgy", or "Insane", but, fortunately, we did get a Tentacle, resulting in the greatest PVP video of all time:
FoH goes red. 2006-04-10 04:00:50 - Darph the Newbslayer
A brand new PVP server called Black Dragonflight has been opened up on new hardware, and in a stroke of luck, we have been given the option to move there.
In a decision we like to call “Operation: Pansy Stomp” we packed up our game and set sail towards the bloodbath.
FoH, and the Temple Ahn'Qiraj. 2006-02-07 14:13:13 - Darph the Gatekeeper
The Gates of Ahn'Qiraj opened this weekend on Hyjal and we had a chance to dig in to some of this delicious, new content.
First was the Gate opening. A 10 hour long event in which billions of deaths occured.
We zoned into AQ and started laying down the ownage.
Satura was a fun little fight. We tried her the first night, but had some trouble. So most people hit the sack.
Like the great ones of old, I stayed up late trying to figure her out. Already being demoralized, I managed to get everyone who was still sitting at the zoneline summoned to their death, so I called it a night.
While I was sleeping, A ghost came to me in my dreams. I recognized this Halfling Rogue immediately. I stuttered.."Ti..tig..." "Darph!" He interupted "Use the Sploitz." and then..he was gone.
Things were pretty smooth until we ran into Anubisath Defenders. These guys could be bosses. Just give them 3x the hitpoints, and make them switch ability sets every 30 seconds. Wait..nevermind. Please dont.
After spending lots of repair money, we managed to get through those to find these two guys waiting for us.
Unfortunately, The Ambiguously Gay Duo didn't put out for us. Hopefully we'll be able to spend some more time on them this week. Enjoy your taunts for now..
