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Waiting for harvest, waiting for vengeance…
2009-01-30 03:07:39 - Darph
Note: Before you begin. Let's put a soundtrack to this madness. Open this up in another tab.
Blizzard pays attention to it's customers, that's why it has the #1 MMO game in the world. Today, they've struck gold once again.
Blizzard has announced the launch of it's new ground breaking game! The revolutionary new game is targeted specifically at the community we all know and love.
(We all know what Faille should choose.. )
There have been a lot of complaints on these and other forums about certain items not having Strength bonuses. In order to curb complaints about this, Blizzard has changed it's policy on item generation to match the modern web-trend of "user generated content." Empowering the player with further customization to gear.
This just in! The previous post was experimental and appears to not have passed Q/A due to the inclusion of Blue Gem Slots. I've just received an RSS ticker update on my I-Phone. Blizzard announcement: "Bigole Titties here. Due to complaints about Haste, and Armor Penetration not stacking up to STR in the spreadsheet edition of WoW, we've consolidated all stats into one. The "+Gooder" stat will now cover all of your character progression needs. However, we've left plate in the game, to give you something to whine about. Enjoy!"
Death Knights, being the sissy class that they are, have been having problems holding aggro due to some glitch with Frost Presence. Blizzard is introducing a new item to fix this problem in the next patch:
The Clique-Buster group (Z team + a few A's) got together and did 10m-3d Sartharion a week or 2 ago. Grats: Censura, Zargath, Darph, Sutekh, Kariela, Melia, Faille, Reeves, Maori, Dizey and the supporting cast of Windersnaps on finally getting this done for the Horde.
Newsflash: A 2nd, maverick, group of FoH downed this encounter tonight. Grats to them. Send me a screen or something.
I'd like to take a minute to be serious. What does your guild mean to you? A lot of uberguilders don't even have friends in their guilds. They log on, look at their stats, collect whatever upgrade their spreadsheet tells them to, then log off. Here in FoH, we're trying to do things differently. You know, take a different approach. It takes a lootwhore-stomping, clique-bustin' bad ass attitude, usually cultivated in the dog-eat-dog trenches of Ultima Online, but once you graduate from "I'm here for the loot" to "this is my fucking gang" you'll start to ascend into the ranks of the immortal. You'll look around and find friends and family in the place of hostile faces eyeballing Recount and Grimreaper for the next cut. Anyways, Don't fuck with our members, we will ride on you until you throw your computer in the dumpster.
Back to your regular scheduled jackassery.
Me, Cel, and Winderock, being the E-mazing E-thletes of Azeroth that we are, got bored one night and did "2's in 3's." It worked out pretty well. We won 3 games in a row. Oh, and speaking of the Arena, please, for the sake of taking this bursty, exploity season seriously, take Orgrimmar arena out of the rotation, it's a buggy piece of shit. You can still get disconnected if you go over the pillars with an uncontrollable movement effect such as blind or fear.
Ignite Bones Strikes Back! But seriously, what's up with the ability to loot mobs with this effect? I almost rerolled when I saw it, for pure griefing alone.
Lame. Looks like 26 is Kariela's Lucky Number.
I should get a referral commission for this guild. Powerforce ho!
I take back all that I've previously said about Mammoths. I'm sold. Mailbox and Fishing hole grief demands it.
Yeah.. it works.
Millie has gone Tom Cruise Crazy, please help us get him out of the closet.
Edit: How could I forgot the collage?
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