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Blizzard pays attention to it's customers, that's why it has the #1 MMO game in the world. Today, they've struck gold once again.

Blizzard has announced the launch of it's new ground breaking game! The revolutionary new game is targeted specifically at the community we all know and love.


(We all know what Faille should choose.. )

There have been a lot of complaints on these and other forums about certain items not having Strength bonuses. In order to curb complaints about this, Blizzard has changed it's policy on item generation to match the modern web-trend of "user generated content." Empowering the player with further customization to gear.



This just in! The previous post was experimental and appears to not have passed Q/A due to the inclusion of Blue Gem Slots. I've just received an RSS ticker update on my I-Phone. Blizzard announcement: "Bigole Titties here. Due to complaints about Haste, and Armor Penetration not stacking up to STR in the spreadsheet edition of WoW, we've consolidated all stats into one. The "+Gooder" stat will now cover all of your character progression needs. However, we've left plate in the game, to give you something to whine about. Enjoy!"



Death Knights, being the sissy class that they are, have been having problems holding aggro due to some glitch with Frost Presence. Blizzard is introducing a new item to fix this problem in the next patch:



The Clique-Buster group (Z team + a few A's) got together and did 10m-3d Sartharion a week or 2 ago. Grats: Censura, Zargath, Darph, Sutekh, Kariela, Melia, Faille, Reeves, Maori, Dizey and the supporting cast of Windersnaps on finally getting this done for the Horde.



Newsflash: A 2nd, maverick, group of FoH downed this encounter tonight. Grats to them. Send me a screen or something.


I'd like to take a minute to be serious. What does your guild mean to you? A lot of uberguilders don't even have friends in their guilds. They log on, look at their stats, collect whatever upgrade their spreadsheet tells them to, then log off. Here in FoH, we're trying to do things differently. You know, take a different approach. It takes a lootwhore-stomping, clique-bustin' bad ass attitude, usually cultivated in the dog-eat-dog trenches of Ultima Online, but once you graduate from "I'm here for the loot" to "this is my fucking gang" you'll start to ascend into the ranks of the immortal. You'll look around and find friends and family in the place of hostile faces eyeballing Recount and Grimreaper for the next cut. Anyways, Don't fuck with our members, we will ride on you until you throw your computer in the dumpster.



Back to your regular scheduled jackassery.

Me, Cel, and Winderock, being the E-mazing E-thletes of Azeroth that we are, got bored one night and did "2's in 3's." It worked out pretty well. We won 3 games in a row. Oh, and speaking of the Arena, please, for the sake of taking this bursty, exploity season seriously, take Orgrimmar arena out of the rotation, it's a buggy piece of shit. You can still get disconnected if you go over the pillars with an uncontrollable movement effect such as blind or fear.



Ignite Bones Strikes Back! But seriously, what's up with the ability to loot mobs with this effect? I almost rerolled when I saw it, for pure griefing alone.



Lame. Looks like 26 is Kariela's Lucky Number.



I should get a referral commission for this guild. Powerforce ho!



I take back all that I've previously said about Mammoths. I'm sold. Mailbox and Fishing hole grief demands it.



Yeah.. it works.



Millie has gone Tom Cruise Crazy, please help us get him out of the closet.



Edit: How could I forgot the collage?




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An unfortunate smelting accident ruined most of the stuff I had made, so you're only going to get a light update today.

My friends, we live in the golden age of raid griefing. Somewhere at Blizzard, there's a designer I owe a pizza. His first top 20 hit, was the Piccolo of the Flaming Fire. Not to let us down on his later albums, like The Vines did, he released what I thought was the golden-god of all raid griefing, the illustrious Toy Train Set. THEN, I see people wiping folks with booze, What's next? I thought? An item you can set on top of loot boxes to Teleport people to black rock depths? EXACTLY.



Now if only...

In the boredom that accompanies steamrolling an expansion in one week, our boys have been doing dungeon achievements lately.

The fun is obviously in crafting the strategy, and by that I mean: "The Creative Application of In-Game Mechanics." And by that..I mean:







We've also had a lot of arena teams rise and then burn in a torrent of cocaine and hookers. I think I'll post some more on that next time.

The theme of this expansion is "Old FoHers making a come back." Phil, Harfle, Nino.. Shit, If I could get Fung, Mezzdat and Fattyfat back in the mix, we'd go camp rubicite breastplates, in our tighty whities.

The best part of the come-back isn't just the lovely personalities they all contribute, it's watching them die because we don't explain fights.



Ascii Goatse coming soon.



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So I finally got tricked into trying 3 drakes. Zargath told me we were going to farm Earthshakers but when I got summoned, all I saw were lava waves and enough void zones to give nightmares about walking to the bathroom.

We pretty much put the stomp on this cat on our first try with a competent group. FOH was formed back in UO, and we've long honored the traditional UO looting system of "He who loots fastest, needs most."
Congrats FnFal on ninja reflexes:



As a side note, Triple Negative Z team did 1 Drake 25 man Sarth this week. I'd just like to point out, that my 60 year old dad attended this raid and despite driving with the ARROW KEYS, he managed to live through the entire fight, unlike some of our "A team" members, cough.

Meanwhile, back in Blizzard HQ..
Dev_01: Dude.. Hillsbrad, Bro. WORLD PVP. It's about to make a comeback, like 80's Hip Hop.
Note: Blizz employees actually speak in Blue in real life.



OH! Speaking of PVPness, ye olden honor grind is back, and this time it brought it's ugly friend, "Imbalances Favoring Alliance Gamers." or I-FAG for short. Negatives aside, it's nice that the name is a tribute to DoTA.

Now, Grinding honor after I've gotten proper rating for my Arena gear is pretty lame, then having to pay more honor for the higher requirement gear is increasingly lame, but does it really have to look like complete shit?




Anyways, with enough Afkrathi Basin "I'll cover farm!" and Strand of the Afkcients "I'm on Guns at Yellow Gate!" the honor blues will pass. So, on to more important things, like torturing people.

I always look forward to my daily Violet Hold run with my trans-sister Kariela, who has been trying hard to aquire the trinket from Lavathor, Magmadar's lispy cousin. At this point I have a massive screenshot collection of hilarious swearing out of both the Portal Opener and poor Lavathor, however, I'm too lazy to crop it all at the moment, so I think I'll go with the "Gatewatch" method:


Windersnaps got made into a "real boy" last week, when the Main Tankin Pussy Numero Uno bestowed the honors. Congrats! You still owe me 17k from UO, and a rubicite breastplate, fag.



FOH? That's old news! I'm joining Power Force, son.


I've got like a billion screenshots to crop, but I'd rather sleep.




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